less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands”
~ (via audrotas)
Irish wolfdogs think they are just little puppies.
Sparkling soul in a giant’s body.
This makes me happy on a subatomic level.
im so masochistic its terrible i cried while drawing this omg
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
EWW HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS WEIRD SHIT OH MY GOD
can we just
and their bowler hats
you’re 74 and 73 jfc
you’ve been knighted by the queen
I want to be this happy when I get old
they are the best friends omfg this makes me so happy
Doctor Who’s Quinquagenary → Companions
“You will have realized, of course, that you’re not the only human who has traveled with me in the TARDIS. The Time Lords have often wondered why I bothered. After all, we are capable of living for thousands of years; you can barely reach a hundred. And they came up with a theory. They thought you were all memento mori. Reminders of death. Quite common things really. On Medieval Earth, courtiers would often keep skulls on their mantelpiece. No matter how powerful you were, death was inevitable. You still had to remember your mortality. Time Lords need to remember all the more. I denied that was the reason of course, and as you said, friendship, companionship. But over the years, over my many lifetimes, as my friends all left me one by one, I began to wonder that they really might have had a point after all.” -Eighth Doctor, Scherzo
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
seventh grade emo phase came late for this one what a shame
Men’s Rights Activists.
OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION
i fucking love the hannibal fandom like they don’t even try and explain themselves or defend hannibal they’re just so proud of the fact that their fandom is about eating people and shit its simultaneously adorable and real fucking terrifying